A couple of indicators that perhaps you never should have become a parent…

December 14, 2007

  • You tell your seven year old twins that an icicle is the perfect murder weapon. What with the melting and all. And then you proceed to have a ten minute conversation about it.
  • You find this so amusing that your children wander over to your computer and ask why you’re laughing so hard. So you let them hit the buttons. Again and again.

So at least when I’m found dead, in a puddle of cold water, and the boys are standing over me saying, “Finally, we got that sucka to quit her jibba jabba,” you’ll all know why.

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One Response to “A couple of indicators that perhaps you never should have become a parent…”

  1. Liz said

    OH MY GOODNESSS….I remember years ago when my roommate Kelly and I came up with what a perfect murder weapon that a huge icicle would be! I had not thought of that in years….and where was our brains when it was like a continuing coversation one day when we were both home from work or it was the weekend or something….like the way you think Beth.

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