A Moment

February 14, 2007

After much pestering their mother and complaining of boredom, the Koruna children rejoice as their mean mean Mommy allows them to go outside for a brief time in the sub-zero windchill. Mean Mom glances out the window at her charming offspring. She heads to the door and opens it.

Mean Mom: Dan, what are you doing outside with your COAT off?

Dan: (looking perplexedly at his mother) Having a snowball fight!

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3 Responses to “A Moment”

  1. kjames said

    you’re hoping for a sports scholarship for that one, right?

  2. Tim said

    Any port in a storm, kjames.

  3. Deneen said

    “Dan: (looking perplexedly at his mother) Having a snowball fight!”

    Wull, scheya. What a dumb question, mom.

    What you MEANT to ask was “WHY is your coat off?”. To which the answer would surely be (as it was at MY house), “I’m not cold.”

    Please, God, be merciful. Let there be school!

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